I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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