Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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