is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
All I want is dick and wine.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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