I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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