Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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