I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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