forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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