I'm really into asian looking animals
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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