I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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