Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
honey bunches of taint.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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