That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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