he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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