I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize