btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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