butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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