I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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