Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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