We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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