google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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