Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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