Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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