My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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