would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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