I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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