fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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