What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I need water and some morals
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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