she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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