pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
