absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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