Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
