I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
