I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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