do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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