just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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