Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im holly from the hills drunk
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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