no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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