at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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