You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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