Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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