there was a trapeze. enough said
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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