that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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