I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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