no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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