Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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