I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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