I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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