one two three fourrrrnication!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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