..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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