Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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