dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so that wasnt chicken after all
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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