I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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