VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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