Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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