You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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