may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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