Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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