no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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